Movember Moustache Hall of Fame 2013
Timothy Olyphant in Deadwood
With 25 whole minutes to spare of November, I’m getting the last few in this year’s batch, because no Movember list is complete without this guy. And what a doozy of an image - everyone’s favourite emotionally-constipated Sheriff, Seth Bullock spends most of this ep trying to impress his lady love’s father, before (spoiler) getting his BULLOCK SMASH™ on, moustache a-quiver, and beating him to a bloody, toothless pulp. Ahh, young love.
-Pro: “His Holiness the Sheriff” sports an amazing example of a Victorian-era mo - the length and sheer volume are admirable; this is a mo that holds its own in a town of spectacular moustacherie. Surprising agility when twitching and quivering with apoplectic rage. Sideburn co-ordination also a feature.
-Con: as noted in previous years, soul-patch penalty. Points removed for chin-based facial hair.